Monthly Archives: April 2009

Where the hell have I been, huh? I have no idea. But I can tell you that John and I sat down on the couch just now and I smelled something. “Hey, uh, what smells so bad. Is it my … Continue reading →

I love three-legged animals. I do. They make me grin like a big idiot. Every time I see a cat or dog hobbling around on three legs I just squirm with excitement. They’re so cute and happy. It’s a similar … Continue reading →

photo by ~ggvic~ I’ve had a lingering interest in acupuncture for quite awhile now. But it wasn’t until I heard that I could actually afford it that I began thinking seriously about it. My friend, Jay, told me about the … Continue reading →

First, let me preface this by saying that there is absolutely no reason to drive while intoxicated. None. I’ve heard acquaintances and even friends tell me stories with excuses. But in every story they end up sounding like an asshole. … Continue reading →

Today is John’s 27th birthday. Yes, I just announced it to the world. And in honor of the occasion I made him a carrot cake. You see, he likes carrot cake. A lot. His favorite birthday cake wasn’t carrot growing … Continue reading →

Once upon a time I had roommates. One of whom shared a weird obsession with me. James and I liked to watch Lisa Hannigan. We thought she was amazing. James, do you remember Lisa Hannigan? The girl who sang back-up … Continue reading →

Last night John and I were sitting on the couch and Scraggles (see above) had draped himself on the middle cushion, head closest to the edge. He was sleeping, and apparently he was out pretty good, because he jumped (in … Continue reading →

To quote another Beatles song that more accurately describes my relationship with money: “I don’t like you, but I love you. Seems that I’m always thinking of you. Oh, you treat me badly, I love you madly. You really got … Continue reading →

There’s been talk of the movie for years, and come October we will finally see it in live-action, full-length form. Am I excited? Oh, crap yes! Am I making a pathetic attempt to hold back my excitement in fear that … Continue reading →

Last week Iowa and now Vermont. Are the times a’changin’? Yes, and maybe. In 2004 Gavin Newsom declared that he was willing to risk his career for the legalization of gay marriage and promptly began handing out licenses to queers … Continue reading →